George Bush can't lose

Nearly a full month before ending his Presidency George Bush has gone to Iraq to high five the Nation for riding the tip of America's boot out from under tyranny and to declare the people of Iraq capable of governing and defending themselves. The out pouring of gratitude from the citizens of Iraq was overwhelming, one man went as far as to give the President his shoes, what a moving gift. You can bet a pair of shoes isn't easy to come by in a country without electricity, sewage, or running water, it can only stand as a matter of thanks for the man who made it all possible, you know how the old saying goes...."Shoe me once shame on me, shoe me twice and you won't get shoe'd again."



Mission accomplished.