I miss Redd Foxx

Why don't celebrities fake heart attacks anymore? Did it become less funny since Redd Foxx died? Or have celebrities become less fun? I think it is the latter. Just take Ophra Winfreys for example, has anyone ever seen her have any kind of fun that didn't relate to giving fat women iPods? Oprah needs to get fucked badly and not by some old man. I'd fuck Ophra in a New York Minute. I don't mean Marvin Gaye tender loving either. I am talking about the Ron Jeremy variety of cock faced poon smashing. I would fuck Ophra and then when I was on the red carpet at the Oscars......I'd let Robert Downey Jr smell my fingers, and he'd love it. America would love it. I'd get my own show and then quit when the suits tried to compromise my artistic integrity, only to come back after they offer me more money, then I'd fake a heart attack on the View and I'd feel Whoopi up when she trys to check my pulse. I bet her boobs feel like unripened Avacados.