Christian Bale is Batman

Actor Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister......is that really a crime? I thought that Parliament had specifically passed the "If she deserves it" Act to clear up grey areas about bitch slapping moochy women. Apparently his estranged family members had accausted Americas greatest actor in an effort to draw him into some pyramid scheme or QuiXtar franchise. When he refused to dole out any of his hard earned money the two woman apparently pushed themselves into his fists and then called the Police. He obviously let these hookers off without a thorough beating since the Police didn't see fit to detain him from appearing at the premiere of his new movie in London.....http://news.bostonherald.com/entertainment/movies/general/view/2008_07_22_Reports:_Batman_actor_arrested_in_London/srvc=home&position=also

It's pretty simple bitches.......if you talk back to Batman you are gonna get a slap

Transformers sequel to be more sci fi?

Super Director Micheal Bay revealed to Entertainment weekly that the upcoming Transformers sequel will be more Sci Fi......(exclamation point). At first glance it would appear that robots from space that turn into cars and blow the fuck out of shit is pretty Sci Fi to begin with, you might ask yourself if it is even possible to take a story about giant talking robots and add a kernel of Science Fiction....like a talking ape or Spiderman. Maybe if Indiana Jones really discovered the Transformers and at the end of the movie Optimus Prime's head splits open and Richard Dreyfus pops out and then he thunder punches King Kong into space where he explodes and allows General Zod to escape from the Phantom Zone, setting up the middle two movies in a five part trilogy about how Earth is really GOD's butt plug. Of course if you saw the first bloody turd link of a movie you might say to yourself......fuck maybe less gay kid and more talking robots and that would be cool.

Can we afford less evil?

I just want to slap some people, a lot of people actually. Have you ever had someone tell you who to vote for because their candidate was the lesser of two evils? It seems like you can't go anywhere these days without someone offering up their political opinion about who you should vote for and why. Folks it doesn't matter who you vote for, Presidential candidates spend millions of dollars (Of Other peoples Money!!!!!)to win a job that pays less than 500k per year. Anyone who spends millions to get a job making thousands is either too stupid to unfuck a bread tie, or they are on the take. So if you are going to get evil either way you vote, then why take the lesser one? This is like saying that instead of voting for the Devil you are going to vote for one of his poker buddies because he is the lesser of two evils. You know what you get when you vote for the lesser of two evils? You get bad evil. Fuck that. If I am paying for the shit, then I want the best evil money can buy. Considering the two candidates that are available, odds are that is exactly what we are going to get.

Christ I need a beer

While attending world youth day in Australia the Pope disclosed his love of drinking beer. Who can blame him, considering all of the checks he has to write to buy silence for child molesters. I would need a belt or ten if I were him. How many beers does it take to get over coughing up 600million dollars to pay for all of the ass damage the Archdiocese has wrought over the decades? A lot. A lot. It's not like I need an excuse to drink. Most of my liver squirted out onto an abortion Dr's floor, and that has left me with an unquenchable thirst. Leave it up to an aborted baby to point out the irony of the Pope going to world youth day and disclosing his range of email accounts and giving the kids the thumbs up to tip a few back while watching sweaty Euro fags run around and play grab ass for 3 hours. His holiness did not forget to remark about his flambouyant red shoes and how the are made by the hands of Christ on Earth. How modest of him.........gay

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24015892-5016937,00.html

Jesse Jackson hates blacks, and he's half black

It could only have been funnier if Jesse Jackson had called Obama a nappy headed ho. Fuck you Jesse Jackson you are the biggest bitch on Earth. You cry like a fucking two year old in a tub grinder when ever anyone says shit, and now you are calling Obama an Uncle Tom and that makes you want to touch his nuts. That's nasty Jesse, what would your grandmama think?

Abortions = Independence

Freedom is the foundation of American society and culture, the philosophy of Liberty is what inspired a nation to be formed in an effort to protect freedom for the present and ensure it for the future. It is Americas rich history of protecting liberty that makes the current political culture seem that much more ironic.

Despite the fact that the Presidents conquest for Democracy in the Middle East, or as GOD likes to call it "Operation fill up Heaven" , is going off without a hitch, there is still a huge undercurrent of political activity to undermine a babies right to be aborted, thus delivering their untainted soul into the army of the lord. Some people may feel a new born baby being flushed down the toilet is a travesty, however, when you consider that on the other end of that pearly white porcelain gate is the loving embrace of Jesus. Considering how much America loves Jesus, it would be a misscarriage of justice to not make that flush.

Mortal life is a form of slavery, when mother had me scraped from her vagina she didn't do it because she wanted to preserve her freedom of choice, or because she wanted to be able to hang with her friends and be young, even though Mother dreamed of college and boys, she knew GODS plan would turn that abortion into my emancipation, and my soul was delivered to heaven untainted by sin. Due to Mothers great sacrifice, I am now a general in GODs army, and you should all be so luck, when you arrive to heaven your soul will be weighted by the misery of mortal life, cheating wives, and crying babies. I would not trade the POWER of being the fist of GOD for any of the sundries of human life. Give me Abortion or give me death.



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