Being an Angel has its upside

There are a lot of reasons I am glad I was never born, aside from the fact that my ding dong was shredded like White House email when mother had me hoovered out of her vagina, I am glad I never made it to my 16th birthday and have to pay these high gas prices. However, I feel never having lived on Earth has left me out of touch with humanity and that is why I asked GOD to allow me to be among the living.