Keep Abortion Legal

I do not pay any attention to retards or cripples, that is how I help them feel more normal. Retards are not normal, they are like GODs little living cartoon characters with bloated heads and shrunken legs, they are prone to kissing strangers, buzzing like robots, or plugging imaginary microphones into imaginary amps, and hosting game shows at a bus stop. Outside of being one, smelling one, or owning one, there is little that is unfunny about Retards.

My most recent encounter with a Retard taught me a few things. Today at the street corner near my favorite abortion clinic a Retard spun his wheel chair off of the sidewalk and got it stuck in a hole. He struggled with his wheel chair for a minute and then began getting up and down out of his seat, it looked like he was just going to get up and get the bitch out of the ditch like a Notard would do, but he is a Retard and anything he did was really for GODs amusement and served no practical purpose, this led me to my first lesson, electric wheel chairs are heavy with a person in them. I start pushing the chair toward the sidewalk and I see his fucked up cripple legs about to get caught in between the wheels and the sidewalk, and it dawned on me, if this guys fucked up cripple legs get mangled this Retard could sue me for losing the use of his useless fucked up legs. Now I had to violate one of the Prime Directives of dealing with Tards, I had to ask him if he can do something that he is clearly incapable of doing. Asking a wheel chair cripple if they can stand is very similar to asking a fish if it can drive a helicopter with its dick, he couldn't stand but he could lean so, I lean that motherfucker up on the light post and start laying the smack down on this wheel chair and that is when my next revelation occurs. Electric Wheel chairs are just as fucking heavy without a gimp as they are with one. I think I bulged a disc lifting that fucking thing. When the Retard gets back in his chair he starts to wheel away I see a sticker on his chair, "Keep Abortion Legal", and it dawned on me, of course Retards would love abortions, it would have saved them a lot of trouble.