Recycled Paper towels are bad

I wouldn't wipe a rat's ass with the 365 brand recycled paper towels I bought from Whole Fools market. Only a fucktarded hippie would create a small thin paper towel to conserve resources. You couldn't dry an ants dick with one of these fucking things. Correct me if I am wrong Sandy, but don't trees grow on trees? So what the fuck are you conserving? Does it matter that fewer resources go into a product when you have to use twice as much of that product to do a simple job like drying human skin?