Showers in Africa

Only white people take showers in Africa. I should know I was the Mayor of Africa for most of the 60's. I recently read that Jennifer Aniston has vowed to take 3 min showers and even brushing her teeth while in the shower. Apparently Al Gore has used one of the coal fired super computers housed in his megaplex to determine that 2 mins in the shower consumes as much water as an African does all day long. First off....Africa smells like a fucking zoo. I defy you to prove that there is a country on Earth that has more hippo, giraffe and gorilla shit just laying around, it is every where, people build their fucking homes out of it. The possibilities for indoor plumbing are rather limited in a shit hut......bottom line, you are nt going to improve your BO condition by getting a shit hut really wet with steamy, properly heated, shower water. Believe it or not, Africans don't really mind, they like smelling like shit and gorilla fist ash trays and the whole schmear of Africa. If they didn't like it, more than likely they would move the fuck out because the chances of Africa smelling less like shit in the near future are not improving. Think Im lying? Fly to Africa and ask ten strangers if they know what toilet paper is.

How many Africans could get a drink out of Al Gore's pool? He could fly them over on his private jet, and let them stay in his guest house. I bet they dont take shower's and there will be some goat shit in the pool afterwards.