Christian Bale is Batman

Actor Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister......is that really a crime? I thought that Parliament had specifically passed the "If she deserves it" Act to clear up grey areas about bitch slapping moochy women. Apparently his estranged family members had accausted Americas greatest actor in an effort to draw him into some pyramid scheme or QuiXtar franchise. When he refused to dole out any of his hard earned money the two woman apparently pushed themselves into his fists and then called the Police. He obviously let these hookers off without a thorough beating since the Police didn't see fit to detain him from appearing at the premiere of his new movie in London.....http://news.bostonherald.com/entertainment/movies/general/view/2008_07_22_Reports:_Batman_actor_arrested_in_London/srvc=home&position=also

It's pretty simple bitches.......if you talk back to Batman you are gonna get a slap